Forgive And Forget Is For Suckers

Happy Friday, crime sluts. Welcome to the deepest, darkest, meanest, most depraved place on the planet. A place where you can get your cheap, nasty, dirty tricks, done dirt cheap ... at That Killing Feeling.

Onto today's thrill ride from A DISH BEST KILLED, and this one's a shocker.

In which we discover that D-movie starlet/femme fatale Haven Crayce is about to double-cross and frame her murderous, adulterous lesbian flame Jett Targo ... with someone's who's idenity will shock you.

INT. CRAYCE HOUSEBOAT - GALLEY - MORNING

Haven’s at the bar. Mixing champagne and OJ in a pitcher.

HAVEN

Silly. It’s never too early for a MIMOSA.

(turns, to someone off-camera)

We have to celebrate.

MALE VOICE (O.C.)

The king is dead. Long live the queen.

Haven picks up the drinks, walks over to --

TRIMMER WALTZ

seated on the couch. Splayed out like he owns the joint.

TRIMMER

(takes a drink, smiles)

Thank you, my love.

(pats the couch)

Come sit next to me, my little firecracker.

Haven sits next to him. Sips her drink.

HAVEN

Who you calling a firecracker?

TRIMMER

I can’t believe it. We’re almost done.

(beat)

When’s the reading of the will?

HAVEN

Tomorrow.

TRIMMER

Eight-hundred thousand smackeroos.

(toasts)

Here’s to that cabin up in Big Bear.

They CLINK. Sip.

HAVEN

I know we talked about Big Bear, but I was thinking --

TRIMMER

Whoah. That could be dangerous.

HAVEN

Shut up. Listen to me.

(sips)

I think it might be better if we went to Mexico.

You know, one of those little fishing towns on the coast,

like in That Killing Feeling.

TRIMMER

But I don’t speak Spanish --

OUTSIDE ON THE DECK

Jett stands near the open window, shade down, listening.

IN THE GALLEY

Haven gets up. Goes to the bar, fixes another drink.

HAVEN

I just think it would be -- safer. The cops couldn’t touch us.

TRIMMER

That’s true.

(finishes his drink)

Tell you what. We’ll think about it.

(beat)

And what about Ms. Targo?

(nasty laugh)

Or should I say MR. Targo --

HAVEN

Nola’s body. I find out where she’s stashed it --

and then you tip off Detective Seely.

TRIMMER

You’re an evil genius, baby.

(beat)

But you know that.

HAVEN

(evil grin)

Takes one to know one.

TRIMMER

I gotta ask you something.

(beat)

Didn’t you like it -- at least a little bit --

when that buff, young specimen went down on you?

HAVEN

What the fuck?

TRIMMER

Well, they say only a woman knows what another woman wants --

Haven DOWNS her cocktail. Starts fixing another.

HAVEN

Don’t be ridiculous.

TRIMMER

It’s okay, baby. I find it -- kind of a turn-on.

(eyes narrow)

If things were different, I might just wanna -- join in.

HAVEN

(snorts)

As if.

TRIMMER

Excuse me?

She takes a sip. Lights a smoke. Crosses over to him.

HAVEN

You think she was my first?

(laughs)

That’s what all you guys want. To join in.

(beat)

Fucking creepy.

Trimmer stares. Be careful here.

TRIMMER

Hey, now -- I was just kidding, baby doll.

Just tryin’ to get a rise out of you.

Let’s not fight.

HAVEN

You started it.

He gets up. Puts his arms around her.

TRIMMER

I’m sorry.

(touches her chin)

You forgive me, baby?

PUSH IN ON Haven. Faint smile. Eyes off somewhere else.

HAVEN

Forgive and forget is for suckers.

OUTSIDE ON THE DECK

Jett blinks back tears. Turns. Quietly walks away. Head down