Party Out Of Bounds

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In Chapter 19 of GUN-WILD, bank robbers Cam Clinch and Rod Funk go to the bedroom of the RV to make love, but Cam wants to do it on a pile of money ... with her gun ...


INT. WINNEBAGO - UPSTAIRS BEDROOM - NIGHT
Circular stairs lead up to the second level bedroom.
Plush and ornate. Plasma-screen. Wet bar.

The stereo softly thumps some
trippy world-beat like Thievery Corporation.

Cam lays back on the bed against the pillows.
Rod sits on the other side.
Sips a drink.

ROD
But I don’t understand.

CAM
I said, no touching.

ROD
So, what -- you want me to watch you -- ?

CAM
(dreamy)
I like to watch --

ROD
Watch you -- play with yourself?

CAM
First -- the money.

ROD
What do you wanna do with the money?

CAM
Wanna -- fuck the money.
(sips her drink)
Throw some on the bed, willya?

Rod puts his drink down.
Leans over, takes a couple of
fistfuls of bills from the bag on the floor.

ROD
You’re crazy --

And he THROWS the cash on the bed.
It flutters down over Cam.

CAM
(giggles)
More, more, MORE.

She picks the gun up off the bedside table.
Starts rubbing it on her crotch.
Rod THROWS more money on her.

CAM
Yeah, that’s it -- that’s it --

She grabs some with her other hand.
Rubs it on her chest.

CAM
Hot dollars --

ROD
Fuck. Turning me on --

He reaches into his boxer shorts.
Starts stroking it.

CAM
You like that, baby?

ROD
You’re so -- fucking hot.

CAM
Gun-wild, lover. Gun-wild.

She maneuvers the pistol inside her panties.
Slowly, carefully -- slides the barrel inside.

GASPS.

CAM
(closes her eyes)
Ohmigod.

ROD
Holy shit.

CAM
OMIGOD -- I’m gonna --

ROD
UHHH -- UHHH --

CAM
I’m gonna, I’m gonna --

Her body shudders.
She MOANS. CRIES OUT. AHHHHHHHHH.

Finally finding release.
Rod SHOOTS a load in his shorts.

ROD
ARRRRRRRRRGH.

We hear FOOTSTEPS coming up the stairs.
A soft knock-knock.

HONDO (O.C.)
Greetings, love birds.

HONDO
Appears in the doorway.
Net, shyly hides behind him. WASTED.

HONDO
I brought a peace offering.
(holds up a pipe)
Black opium. Total chill.
(smiles)
Party out of bounds.

Cam’s eyes open.
Looks at Rod. Huh?

Rod looks at Hondo.
Tries to focus.

ROD
Opium? I didn’t you know had --

HONDO
Secret stash. For emergencies.

CAM
Never did -- opium.

NET
It’s -- beautiful.
(raises her hands)
Beautiful.

HONDO
(sees the money)
Why’s all the cash on the gash?

CAM
Reindeer games, baby.

ROD
She’s a little -- kinky.

HONDO
Tell me something I DIDN’T know.

He smiles.
Comes over to the bed.
Sits at the end.

Net joins him.
He lights the pipe.
Takes a big hit.

Holds it in. Leans over.
Hands it to Cam. EXHALES.

HONDO
Get ready to see God --

CAM
(takes the pipe)
Just saw her, baby.
(dreamy)
Just saw her.
(beat)
And she made me come --
(beat)
With cold blue steel.

She slides the pipe between her lips.
Flicks her Bic --

And TAKES A BIG HIT.