Happy Thursday, crime slicksters. It's time once again to take a trip to the dark side, where the girls are hot, the drinks are cold, and the hardboiled-pulp-noir action is non-stop, right here, at the coolest crime joint in cyberspace ... at That Killing Feeling.
In Chapter 9 of B-GIRLS, it's the next-to-last installment of our story, in which stripper Lexus Cole, hooker Bling Stevens and porn star Neena Jammer go mano-a-mano with cyber-hacker terrorist Long Kim in a fight to the finish ...
INT. LONG KIM’S STUDY - NIGHT
Long RUNS into the room.
Sees the girls erasing his hard drives
LONG
You fucking with my COMPUTERS?
BLING
Larry Mandletort might have been an asshole,
but that’s no reason to kill someone.
LEXUS
And I need my Friendbook.
How DARE you try and fuck it up.
NEENA
My god, look.
He’s so tiny.
I could probably bench press him.
LONG
I’m gonna KILL YOU.
He CHARGES Bling, FISTS FLYING.
Neena JUMPS out of the way.
He HITS the wall.
Lexus grabs a chair and
CRACKS it against his back.
He FALLS DOWN.
Then LEAPS UP and CHARGES after Lexus.
Neena sticks her foot out and TRIPS him.
He HITS the ground.
LEAPS UP again.
Charges after Neena.
Bling grabs a lamp and
CRACKS it on his head.
He weaves a bit.
Looks at her.
Closes his eyes --
looks like he’s gonna pass out --
Then LUNGES at Bling,
GRABS her around the throat.
Starts SQUEEZING.
Bling’s face starts turning red.
Neena and Lexus each grab a leg
and try to pry him off her,
but it’s no good.
Bling starts GASPING for air.
Lexus looks around for a weapon.
Sees the broken lamp.
Picks it up with a wild gleam in her eye --
and SHOVES IT UP HIS ASS.
He SQUEALS, lets go of Bling
and CRIES OUT IN PAIN.
BLING
Me ass rape you long time.
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