Happy Thursday, crime slicksters. It's time once again to take a trip to the dark side, where the girls are hot, the drinks are cold, and the hardboiled-pulp-noir action is non-stop, right here, at the coolest crime joint in cyberspace ... at That Killing Feeling.
In Chapter 30 of GUN-WILD, the shit hits the fan when fugitive bank robbers Cam Clinch and Rod Funk are pursued by the cops and a hitman Cam's father hired to kill her ... but the plot REALLY thickens when we discover that Cam's father microchipped her, for easy tracking ...
INT. CADILLAC SUV - DAY
A large, hulking MAN sits behind the wheel.
Meet GATO WEED (40), sleazy PI-for-hire.
Right now he’s listening to his police scanner.
He lights up a smoke.
Grabs his I-phone.
He wipes the keypad with his fingers.
ON THE SCREEN
We see a GPS display.
Kind of like MapQuest.
A small, blinking red light
slowly moves across the screen.
GATO
Fucking app -- amazing shit.
The scanner SQUAWKS to life.
FEMALE VOICE (O.C.)
(electronic)
All units, bank robbery suspects
are travelling in a 1979 Volkswagon van,
light blue with white trim.
License number is R as in Robert, 560-5861.
They’re armed and dangerous.
Approach with caution.
Gato picks up his cell.
PUNCHES a number. Listens.
GATO
It’s me. Got some news.
They’re travelling east
on Wilshire Boulevard,
just passed the 405.
I’m on my way.
(listens)
Hold onto your dick. I got ‘em.
He clicks the phone shut.
Starts the engine.
HITS the gas.
GATO
Fucking freak.
(beat)
Must be nice to have
more money than God.
INT. UNMARKED POLICE CAR - MOVING - AT THAT MOMENT
Taya drives. Bobby leans over
a high-tech listening device.
BOBBY
GOT IT.
TAYA
Sneaky bastard.
I still can’t believe you
put a listening device in his office.
BOBBY
Hey -- sometimes you gotta
bend the rules a little.
They’re fucking cop killers,
and we’re gonna NAIL their asses.
(beat)
Turn north on Bundy,
then go east on Wilshire.
TAYA
We’re CLOSE.
BOBBY
Luck of the Irish, doll.
TAYA
But you’re not Irish.
BOBBY
You haven’t seen me drink whiskey --
INT. CADILLAC SUV - MOVING - AT THAT MOMENT
Gato’s stuck in a traffic bottleneck
just east of the 405.
He POUNDS on the steering wheel.
GATO
MOVE, asshole, MOVE.
He pulls out a flask.
Takes a sip.
Wipes his mouth.
GATO
GODDAMMIT.
EXT. WILSHIRE BOULEVARD - CONTINUOUS
Gato’s SUV swerves off into the bus lane,
starts passing cars.
A CITY BUS behind him HONKS.
INT. VW VAN - MOVING - AT THAT MOMENT
Some weird oldie plays on the crappy car stereo.
Rod drives, cigarette dangling on his lip.
Cam puts her hand on her neck.
Looks like she’s in pain.
Rod looks at her, concerned.
ROD
What’s wrong, love doll?
CAM
It’s -- hot.
ROD
What? You have a headache?
Cam looks at him.
Tears in her eyes.
CAM
No -- my father, he --
ROD
What?
CAM
He, he --
Another swig.
She rubs her neck.
Tears stream down her cheek.
ROD
It’s okay.
You can tell me.
CAM
He put a, a -- microchip in me.
(whispers)
So he could fucking track where I was.
ROD
What THE FUCK?
He MICROCHIPPED you?
Like a fucking DOG?
CAM
Yeah.
(rubs her neck)
And when it’s on, it gets hot.
ROD
When it’s ON?
You mean -- he’s tracking us RIGHT NOW?
CAM
(smiles sadly)
Dear old dad must be back home.
(beat)
You got another joint?
ROD
(pulls one out)
Here. Shit.
We gotta figure out what to do.
Cam lights it.
Takes a big hit.
Holds it in.
Passes it to Rod.
EXHALES a cloud of smoke.
Eyes burning.
CAM
We could -- cut it out.
ROD
Are you fucking KIDDING ME?
CAM
Well, if we don’t,
Daddy’s goons are gonna get us.
ROD
His GOONS?
CAM
Daddy doesn’t believe in cops.
He’s got his own.
A SIREN WAILS behind them.
ROD
(looks in the rearview)
Shit, COPS. Real ones.
CAM
(turns around)
FUCK me.
BEHIND THEM
Bobby and Taya’s unmarked sedan
is in pursuit.
Red dome light
on the roof FLASHING.
IN THE SEDAN
Taya glances at Bobby.
TAYA
They’re not stopping.
BOBBY
Why am I not surprised.
Bobby grabs the mike,
raises it to his lips.
Flips a switch.
IN THE VAN
BOBBY (O.C.)
(electronic)
You in the van,
PULL THE VEHICLE OVER, NOW.
CAM
SHIT, what are we gonna DO.
ROD
I’ve got an idea.
Hold on --
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