Let Your Fingers Do The Felony

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In Chapter 13 of DICK & HONEY, our newly-minted bounty hunters/would-be comedy team abduct girl toy Simone LeBon at gunpoint and make her take them to Ponzi schemer Roland Forsythe's hideout, which they discover is up on a mountain in Big Bear ...


INT. THE WAGON WHEEL - NIGHT
Simone walks toward the front door.
Honey follows her.

Dick sees them.
JUMPS out of his seat.
DASHES after them.

EXT. THE WAGON WHEEL - FRONT ENTRANCE - NIGHT
Simone walks outside,
followed by Honey,
followed by Dick.

DICK
What the hell do you
think you’re DOING?

HONEY
I had a brainstorm.
This way she can lead us
right to him.

They get to the car. Stop.

DICK
You’re a genius.

HONEY
About time you noticed.

Simone LUNGES at Honey.
Tries to GRAB the gun
she’s holding in her pocket. BANG.
Simone GRABS her arm.

SIMONE
OW. You SHOT me.

HONEY
No I didn’t.
You grabbed the gun.
You shot yourself.

Dick PUNCHES Simone.
She HITS the ground, THWUMP.

HONEY
Why did you have HIT her?

DICK
She went for your gun.

HONEY
Get her in the car, Rocky.

INT. DICK AND HONEY’S LAND ROVER - NIGHT
Dick gets behind the wheel.
Honey glares at him.

HONEY
Great going.
Now how are gonna
we find him? Huh?

DICK
She’ll wake up.
I didn’t KILL her
.
HONEY
Wait a minute. Her phone.
(smiles)
Let your fingers do the felony.

INT. DICK AND HONEY’S LAND ROVER - MOVING - NIGHT
Dick drives. Honey plays with
Simone’s smart phone intently.

HONEY
Got it.
Rat bastard’s in Big Bear.
Some cabin up on a mountain.

DICK
Well, of course he is.
It wouldn’t be someplace
EASY to get to.

HONEY
That’s the whole point
of a hideout, Dick.

DICK
I knew that.