Thursday, May 21, 2009

Working the Pole

Another surprise for you ... hot off the press ... part 2 of LITTLE GIRL BLUE. Ever had a fantasy of 'working the pole?' Well, fantasize no more, 'cause the lovely Aerin Mist is gonna work her magic for you, gentlemen ... and ladies. Two-drink cover. Plenty of dollar bills available at the bar ...

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INT. FANTASY ISLAND STRIP CLUB - NIGHT
STANDING IN A DARK CORNER
Is JOEY CHILL (27), dark-haired,
smouldering good looks.
The manager, and the owner’s son.
Cock of the walk.

JOEY
(watching the stage)
Fresh off the boat.
(chuckles)
Catch of the day.

MUSIC EXPLODES.
The whip-cream, pussycat chainsaw-snarl
of Groove Coverage’s 21ST CENTURY DIGITAL GIRL.

ONSTAGE
Aerin GRABS the pole.
Wraps a long, lean thigh around it.
Moves to the music.
She’s pretty good.
Looks awesome.

And scared to death.

She closes her eyes.
The alcohol starts doing its trick.
She relaxes. Starts getting into it.
Starts singing along.

AERIN
I got breast implants,
paid for by my boyfriends --
I got a Botox injection under my skin --
I only play with sex,
but I don't let them in --

And suddenly Aerin’s ON FIRE.
She WORKS it.
Undulates to the edge of the stage.
Dollar bills go FLYING.

A PIG-FACED SALESMAN
Licks his lips.
Eyes big as saucers.

PIG-FACED SALESMAN
Yeah, honey -- GIVE IT UP.

AERIN
Twirls around.
Unhooks her halter top.
It FLIES off.
She grabs her breasts in her hands.
Starts flicking the nipples.

CARRIE
Watches from the bar.

CARRIE
She’s a natural.

AERIN
Goes to the pole.

LEAPS UP, GRABS it with her thighs.
Rides it like a horse.
KICKS a leg out --

AERIN
I’m a 21st Century Digital Girl --

And she SLIPS, FALLS,
and HITS the floor with a CRACK.
She lies motionless.

Then JUMPS UP and RUNS off the stage.

AT THE BAR
The bartender leans over to Carrie.
Shakes his head.

BARTENDER
Another one bites the dust.

CARRIE
You’re just jealous cause you can’t have her.

BARTENDER
And you can?

CARRIE
(looks down the bar)
Don’t look now, but Dr. Phil down there
needs another Harvey Wallbanger.

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