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In the final chapter of BABY HEISTER, after Jo successfully gets rid of the cops that were searching for her and the gang, Kelsey has a proposition for Simon, which he accepts ...
EXT. MARINA PIER - DAY
A row of boats gently bob in the water.
A SHERIFF’S BOAT slowly cruises by
at the end of the pier.
Across the way, we see a PATROL CAR
slowly cruising the waterfront.
EXT. HOUSEBOAT - DAY
A pair of COPS walk up the gangplank.
One of them KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCKS
on the front door. Sighs.
TIRED COP
I can’t believe we gotta check
EVERY single fucking boat.
BLASE COP
I say they’re long gone.
Tired Cop KNOCK-KNOCKS again.
TIRED COP
Anyone home? It’s the police.
The door FLIES OPEN.
Jo appears, wearing a sexy bathrobe,
holding a tray of freshly-baked cookies.
The cops stare.
JO
Hello, officer.
Sorry it took me a moment.
I was just taking these
cookies out of the oven.
Would you like one?
They’re chocolate chip --
(big smile)
And still warm.
TIRED COP
(takes a couple)
Yeah, sure. Thanks.
BLASE COP
(takes one, bites into it)
You seen anybody suspicious-looking
hangin’ around?
JO
You mean like those bank robbers?
BLASE COP
Yeah.
JO
No, I’m sorry.
I was sure hoping to, though.
(winks)
Gets kinda lonely all alone
here on the boat.
(nudges him)
If you know what I mean.
The cops exchange looks.
BLASE COP
Would you mind if we came in
and took a look around?
Jo reaches down.
Unties her robe.
It falls open.
JO
C’mon in, the water’s wet.
TIRED COP
(to Blase)
On second thought --
BLASE COP
(looks away)
Sorry we bothered you, Ma’am.
Have a good day.
They turn. Start walking away.
JO
Hey, wait a minute.
I’ve got a full liquor cabinet --
(watches them go)
Don’tcha wanna PARTY?
INT. HOUSEBOAT - LIVING ROOM - DAY
Jo puts the plate of cookies
on the coffee table in front of the couch.
Walks over to a fake
Persian rug on the floor.
Pulls it aside. Reaches down.
Opens a trap door. Looks down.
JO
They’re gone.
Doc climbs up. Then Kelsey. Then Simon.
DOC
Thank god. Kinda cramped down there.
KELSEY
You baked cookies --
SIMON
(takes one)
Smells great.
Kelsey takes one.
Bites into it.
Looks at them.
DOC
So are you -- okay?
I understand if you’re -- upset.
JO
You probably -- have a lot of questions.
Want to -- talk about it.
She takes another bite. Thinking.
KELSEY
Can we talk later?
Right now I just wanna sleep for a year.
(takes another cookie)
After I have a bunch of these.
DOC
We thought we were doing
the right thing, Kelsey.
JO
We’re really sorry.
KELSEY
(softly)
I know.
DOC
We were hoping maybe
we could start over again.
KELSEY
I’d like that.
She chews some more.
Then, the barest hint of a smile.
KELSEY
So what do think about me and Simon
getting married?
(beat)
Mom? Dad?
Doc and Jo exchange glances.
Then look at her.
SIMON
Kelsey?
KELSEY
C’mon. We’d make a great team.
And we’d all be a family.
He looks at Doc. Speechless.
DOC
You’re on your own, kid.
She finishes her cookie.
Rubs her hands on her hips.
Goes to him.
Puts them on his.
KELSEY
You need to THINK about it?
SIMON
No, no -- I, I -- uh --
KELSEY
Then shut up and kiss me, wheelman.
She leans into him.
He drops his cookie.
They kiss. Softly. Tenderly.
Then more passionately.
Start to go at it,
hot and heavy.
No one else in the world.
Doc and Jo watch. Big smiles.
She taps him on the shoulder. He nods.
They start to leave, as we --
FADE TO BLACK
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