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In Chapter 46 of BABY HEISTER, in part one of the bank robbery where Kelsey's parents were killed trying to rob it, she and her crew commandeer a Dumpster delivery in the back alley ...


EXT. BACK ALLEY - MOMENTS LATER
Simon sits in the truck,
lowers the Dumpster
in front of the exit,
leaving just enough room
for someone to squeeze by.

AT THE END OF THE ALLEY
The ARMORED TRUCK arrives.

Comes to a stop behind the Dumpster.
The driver HONKS his horn.

Simon looks in his rear view mirror.
Gets out of the truck.

Starts walking over the armored car.
Waving and smiling.

Kelsey starts coming down the alley
on the opposite side.

Both guards in the truck stare at her.
Simon walks up to the
driver-side window.
Driver sees him.

DRIVER
Move the Dumpster.
It’s in the way.

Simon pretends he can’t hear.
Silently moves his mouth
like he’s talking.

Driver opens the door,
starts to get out.

Just at that moment,
Kelsey approaches the
passenger side door.

Pulls out a cigarette.
RAPS on the window.

KELSEY
Hey.
You gotta light?

PASSENGER-SIDE GUARD
No, sorry.

She gets closer. Smiles.
Passenger-Side stares. Wow.

ON THE OTHER SIDE
Driver Guard gets in Simon’s face.

DRIVER
I said MOVE the fucking DUMPSTER.

Simon CLIPS Driver
on the head with his gun,
knocking him to the ground.

Passenger Side sees,
reaches for his weapon --
as Simon JUMPS in the cab,
JAMS his gun in his face.

SIMON
Ever heard the expression
‘explodes in a red mist?’

IN THE REAR COMPARTMENT
The THIRD GUARD tries
working the radio, without success.

THIRD GUARD
Hello? Hello?
Come in, GODDAMMIT.
We’re being ROBBED.

AT THE END OF THE ALLEY
A panel truck backs up
to the armored car.
Jo gets out.

AT THE BANK EXIT
Doc stands to the side of the door.
Jo joins on the other side.

They pull out Uzis.
Nod to each other.

The door OPENS.
Out comes a BIG BANK GUARD.

Sees the Dumpster
blocking the way.

Doc presses his Uzi
against his chest.

DOC
Make a move and
you’re shredded beef.

SIMON AND KELSEY
Press their guns against
the guards’ heads.
Take their guns.

KELSEY
Take out your keys
and open the door.

They reach into their pockets.
Start pulling them out.

SIMON
Slowly.
No sudden movements.

KELSEY
We don’t wanna hurt anybody.

In unison, they open the door --
revealing THIRD GUARD,
crouched on one knee.

Gun aimed at them
with both hands.

THIRD GUARD
Shit.

KELSEY
Toss it, NOW.

He does.

SIMON
Get out.

IN THE BANK
Doc and Jo walk Big Bank Guard
toward the back.

The MANAGER,
a puffy, corporate type in beige
wearing a goatee and glasses sees him.
Then Doc and Jo. Their guns.

BEIGE BANK MANAGER
Wh-what’s going on?

DOC
What does it look like?

BEIGE BANK MANAGER
AGAIN?

DOC
Second time’s a charm.
(beat)
In your office, NOW.

He stares. Open-mouthed.

JO
You heard the man. MOVE IT.

IN THE PANEL TRUCK
Simon handcuffs the guards
to a steel pole just under
the ceiling of the compartment.
Kelsey holds a gun on them.

DRIVER
You’ll never get away with this.

Simon STUFFS a rag in his mouth.

SIMON
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