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In Chapter 26 of NOWHERE GIRL, Bel Air Security guard Renny Quick watches with horror when one of the terrorists kills the owner of the Hollywood Hills mansion they were holding hostage. Meanwhile, Silverlake hipster Peeler Mardo freaks out when stripper with a suitcase nuke Cherry Nation accidentally activates the device ...


INT. MANSION - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT - AT THAT MOMENT
Renny sits on the couch
next to Rich Husband.

The two guards stand behind them
with weapons pointed at their heads.

Kamal stands nearby,
hands clasped behind him.

Hamad holds Rich’s cell phone.
it. STOMPS on it, CRACK.

HAMAD
You called private security!
I specifically told you
not to FUCK AROUND.
Do you know what we do
to people who don’t FOLLOW ORDERS?

RICH HUSBAND
I’m sorry, I guess I -- panicked.

Hamad pulls out a REVOLVER
with a silencer.

RICH HUSBAND
No, wait, wait, wait!
I’ve got a shitload
of money upstairs!
In my safe!
You can have it!
All of it!
There’s a couple hundred thousand.
It’s behind the mirror
on the dresser in
the master bedroom.

Kamal walks over.
Hands him a piece of paper
and a pen.

KAMAL
If you would kindly
give us the combination.

Rich scribbles it down.
Relieved. Kamal takes it.

Nods at Hamad.
Hamad raises his gun,
takes aim --

RICH HUSBAND
WAIT, I thought --

And SHOOTS Rich
in the forehead -- THWIP.

Rich’s body SLUMPS over. Dead.
Renny’s eyes dart madly,
heart racing.

HAMAD
(big smile)
Not to worry, my big, strapping
American emergency services worker.
We still need hostages --
who know how to behave.

EXT. HOLLYWOOD HILLS MANSION - FRONT DRIVE - NIGHT
Cherry and Peeler walk up
the long driveway in the moonlight.

The lights of the city
twinkle below in the distance.

CHERRY
I think I’m gonna
pee my pants.
(beat)
How’s your leg?

PEELER
It’s really starting to hurt.
I’m really looking forward
to getting a chance to
sit down for a second.
How’s your arm?

CHERRY
It’s throbbing
like a motherfucker.
Listen, why don’t
we take a breather
before we go in,
plot our strategy.

He nods.

She leads him over
to the garage,
which is open.

They sit on the hood
of a sleek Rolls.

Cherry rubs her wrist.

PEELER
Ohmigod is that good.

CHERRY
Simple pleasures.

She puts the briefcase
on her lap.

Fiddles with the clasp.

PEELER
What are you doing?
Didn’t you tell me
the guy said you’d die
if you opened it?

CHERRY
Yeah, he did --

Cherry closes her eyes.
Winces. FLIPS IT OPEN.

Nothing happens.

CHERRY
But he was LYING.
Ha, I KNEW it.
(looks inside)
So THAT’S what a
suitcase nuke looks like.
Looks like any other bomb
to me.

PEELER
And you’ve seen
a lot of bombs --

CHERRY
In the movies, silly, on TV.

She examines the interior.
Points at a small clock.

CHERRY
This must be the timer.

PEELER
Cherry, I really don’t think
you should fuck around with that.
It’s been a really long night,
and I really don’t feel like
getting blown up.

CHERRY
Chill, dude.
I’m not gonna --

Her nose twitches --
and she SNEEZES.

CHERRY
A-CHOO!

Which causes her finger
to JERK against the
side of the clock,
and SPIN a small knob.

CHERRY
(looks)
NO -- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

PEELER
WHAT’S WRONG?

INSIDE THE BRIEFCASE
A small, red LCD screen
reads ENGAGE IN: 15:00 --

with the numbers
reeling backwards.

PEELER
GODDAMIT, Cherry!
What the FUCK
are we gonna do NOW?

CHERRY
We got fifteen minutes
to figure it out.
Let’s get the fuck IN THERE --