Onto today's joint from LITTLE GIRL BLUE, where our heroes are putting their wagons in a circle ...
See, private eye Carrie Love, along with would-be stripper/college coed Blue Wonder are holed up in Carrie's mother's house with her family, while white slave trafficker Tolly Chill and his goons are trying to break in ... so they're loading their guns, and getting ready to fight back ...
EXT. BEVERLY HILLS MANSION - FRONT STOOP - NIGHT
Tolly turns to Porkpie. Shivering in the cold.
They must be onto us.
(to Aldo and Mick)
Go find the phone box. Disable it.
Then get the fusebox. Hurry.
They nod. RACE OFF.
Porkpie pulls a high-tech device out of his pocket.
Looks like a remote.
What the fuck is THAT?
Cell phone scrambler.
Got it from that Mossad agent we whacked.
Thought it might come in handy.
Porkpie PRESSES a series of buttons.
Reach out and FUCK someone.
IN THE HOUSE
Seth walks into the rec room.
Punches a number on his cell phone. Listens.
What the hell?
He walks over to a panel near the light switch.
FLICKS ON a series of buttons.
Enters a code.
Goes to a gun rack.
Grabs a pair of RIFLES.
Grabs a couple boxes of ammo.
OUTSIDE THE HOUSE
A series of METAL SHUTTERS CLAMP down
over the first floor windows, one by one,
CLANK. CLANK. CLANK. CLANK. CLANK.
Tolly and Porkpie watch.
I’ll go make sure they kill the power.
He RUNS off.
INT. STUDY - AT THAT MOMENT
Carrie stands in the doorway.
Everybody, I’ve got something I need to tell you.
Hey. He got the cuff off.
That’s -- great.
(reads her expression)
I need everyone to remain calm --
What the FUCK is going on, Carrie?
The people that were following us --
And they’re trying to get in.
How DARE you bring CRIMINALS to my HOME.
What were you THINKING?
SETH called me, said you had a STROKE.
I was THINKING of making sure my MOTHER was OKAY.
The power GOES OUT.
Seth rushes in, holding the rifles.
Not to worry,
emergency generator should kick in right away.
Dear Jesus, Mother Mary of God --
The lights COME BACK ON.
You just HAD to drag me out of the house.
Look, I realize you’re upset.
But if we all remain calm,
everything will be alright.
Seth goes to the phone on the desk.
Picks up the receiver.
The phone’s dead.
(looks at Carrie)
And my cell isn’t working.
Carrie whips out hers.
Punches a number. Listens.
Bastard’s have a scrambler. SHIT.
I’m so sorry. It’s all my fault.
If I hadn’t asked you to help me --
Enough of that.
What’s done is done.
Everybody just relax.
There’s only four of them, and six of us.
(looks at Seth)
We’ve got two rifles --
(pulls out her Glock)
And I’ve got this.
Bernie pulls out his service revolver.
Then another piece from his ankle holster.
And I’ve got these.
Great. So that’s -- five guns.
Margo looks at Carrie. Quizzical.
She’s never seen this side of her daughter.
Someone get me my handbag.
Seth does. Hands it to her.
Margo pulls out a STUN GUN.
And I’ve got 5000 volts of
'don’t mess with me, motherfucker.'
I’m not even gonna ask.