Onto today's joint from LITTLE GIRL BLUE ...
When we last left private eye Carrie Love, she had arrived at her mother's home in Beverly Hills on Christmas Eve, in the middle of a freak snowstorm. She's just saved would-be stripper/college coed Blue Wonder from the evil clutches of white slave trafficker Tolly Chill and his henchmen ...
Who are right nearby, and who have just killed an inquisitive motorcycle cop, and are now disposing of the body ...
EXT. SUNSET BOULEVARD - NIGHT
Tolly’s SUV travels slowly in the snow. It’s blinding now.
INT. TOLLY’S SUV - MOVING - CONTINUOUS
The windshield wipers are pumping furiously
as the snow gets heavier.
Tolly strains to see as he’s driving.
I love it.
It’s like we’re back in Jersey.
Oh, yeah? I’m fucking freezing.
So turn up the fucking heat.
A siren WHOOP-WHOOPS behind them.
(looks in the rearview mirror)
Shit, it’s a cop.
He pulls the car over. Stops. Shifts into ‘park.’
The COP appears in the window. Tolly rolls it down.
Can I help you, officer?
License, registration, and proof of insurance.
And keep your hands where I can see ‘em.
Sure thing, sure thing.
(leans over to get them)
How about this weather, huh?
(hands them over)
What did I do wrong, officer?
(looking at documents)
You left the scene of an accident.
Please step out of the vehicle.
Porkpie pulls out a SIG SAUER and FIRES.
BANG. BANG. BANG.
The officer FLIES backwards into a snow bank, THWUMP.
Jesus FUCKING CHRIST.
What the FUCK did you do THAT for?
I ain’t goin’ to jail on CHRISTMAS.
Now we gotta get rid of the BODY,
and the fuckin’ BIKE.
Everybody OUTTA THE CAR.
Ah, shit -- it’s snowing.
Yeah, boss, can’t we just --
I said OUTTA THE FUCKING CAR, NOW.
It’s a winter wonderland. Get used to it.
INT. MARGO’S MANSION - FOYER - AT THAT MOMENT
Carrie, Bernie and Blue stand in the doorway.
Carrie. Great to see you.
Hey there, little brother.
You remember Bernie --
Hey. You sure got tall.
Nice to see you, too.
You look -- the same.
He lies as good as you do.
And is this is Blue.
Seth and Blue lock eyes.
H-hi. Nice to -- meet you.
Earth to Seth, Earth to Seth --
Let’s -- go see Mom.
Cue the warm and fuzzy.
EXT. SUNSET BOULEVARD - SUV - AT THAT MOMENT
Tolly watches the boys drag the cop’s body in the woods.
Watches for oncoming traffic. Talks on his cell phone.
Hey, pop. We’re almost there.
Because the GPS thing stopped moving.
They’re in one of these big joints on Sunset.
We’re right down the block.
INT. GERO’S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS
Gero lies in bed watching TV, eating a bowl of ice cream.
They’ve arrived at their destination?
No problem. Piece of cake.
I’m on it like white on icicles.
He watches the boys drag the motorcycle into the foliage.
Well, hurry it up.
No worries. I’ll call you when got her.
Okay. And just bring the girl.
Whack the detective.
She knows too much.
I’ll deck her fucking halls.