Onto today's episode of LITTLE GIRL BLUE, where the plot thickens, when ...
White slave trafficker Tolly Chill and his cronies are hot on the trail of private eye Carrie Love and would-be stripper/college coed Blue Wonder ... but the problem is, it just started snowing ... in Beverly Hills?
EXT. BEVERLY HILLS - SUNSET BOULEVARD - NIGHT
Big, heavy snowflakes start falling. Making a real mess.
A black SUV travels down the thoroughfare in heavy traffic.
INT. SUV - CONTINUOUS
Tolly drives, while Porkpie watches the
hand-held GPS device in the passenger seat.
In the back sit Aldo and Mick.
I can’t believe it’s fucking SNOWING.
Weather report said nothing about no SNOW.
Look at these idiots.
No one can drive in this shit.
So what’s it say?
They’re still moving. Going west on --
Looks like -- they’re further east on Sunset.
Whaddaya mean looks like?
Fuckin’ screen is so small.
It’s hard to tell.
Gimmee that fuckin’ thing.
He tries to read it as he’s driving.
Doesn’t see --
A car SCREECHES to a halt.
CRASHES into it. BANG.
Shut the fuck up.
This car legal?
They gonna find anything
when they run your license?
What the fuck do YOU think?
OUTSIDE THE SUV
A grim-looking SUIT appears in Tolly’s window.
Knocks on it. Tolly rolls it down.
You hit my car.
What are you gonna do about it?
(holds up his cell phone)
I’ve called the police.
Now we need to exchange insurance information.
How ‘bout we exchange THIS?
He PUNCHES Grim-Looking in the face.
BANG, he goes down.
Tolly HITS the gas,
and they drive away.
EXT. MARGO’S MANSION - AT THAT MOMENT
The entire estate is now covered in a blanket of snow.
Carrie pulls her monster Olds convertible into the driveway.
I’ve never seen -- snow before. Amazing.
Reminds me of home.
Looks like you got yourself a White Christmas.
Listen, I gotta warn you.
My family is kinda -- strange.
Point well taken.
They get out of the car.
SLAM the doors.
We’re just gonna stay for a sec.
When Bernie gets here,
we’ll get that cuff off you, then we can --
Pulls up the driveway.
Cue the fuzz.
Bernie gets out of his car.
Walks over. Huddles in his coat.
You owe me one, BIG TIME.
What’s up with the fucking SNOW?
(looks at Blue)
So this is -- ?
My CLIENT, Bernie.
Blue Wonder, Bernie Keko.
'Blue Wonder?' Sounds like --
CAN IT, Bernie.
My parents were hippies.
And her sister was murdered.
So can we get this over with?
I’m fucking freezing.
Lead on, MacDuff.