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In today's chapter from our thrilling spy flick NOWHERE GIRLS, it's the calm before the storm, as agents Cherry Nation, April Street and Bibi LaSalle get ready to flee the escape house ... because right now it's being surround by the FBI ... and black ops assassin 'The Bagger.'
INT. BIBI’S SAFE HOUSE - NIGHT
Bibi, Cherry and April sit on the couch with cups of coffee.
Serge looks at the door. Thinking.
We have to get moving.
They’re gonna be here any minute.
What do you mean?
The United States government is after us.
We’re talking the state-of-the-fucking-art
spy satellite tracking, stealth GPS,
heat-seeking surveillance, the works.
Yeah. We better the get the fuck outta here.
But where do we go?
I have a motor home parked not far from here
for use in an emergency just like this.
It will be a little snug,
but it can be our temporary
base of operations until we find somewhere else.
I like the sound of snug --
EXT. BUNGALOW - SIDE ALLEY - NIGHT
The Bagger and Lemon creep carefully in the darkness.
Walk up to a side window. Try to peer in.
Damn blinds. Can’t see a fucking thing.
Maybe we should go to the front door?
Which ruse, 'naughty census taker?'
At this hour? In this outfit? Nah.
Was thinking Stripper-gram.
Element of surprise. Distract ‘em.
(opens her jacket)
Two hooters, no waiting.
The Bagger hears something.
Turns his head.
What was that?
I heard it too --
(finger to lips)
They quietly start creeping toward the house next door.
Smells like G-men --
EXT. BIBI’S SAFE HOUSE - NIGHT - AT THAT MOMENT
A dozen FBI AGENTS in flak jackets pile out of
tricked-out SUV’s carrying submachine guns.
Start approaching the house quietly, surrounding it.
Sunday and Max get out of their vehicle.
Watch the action. Sunday lights up a smoke.
I love the smell of estrogen in the evening.
So, uh -- do you ever let anyone -- join in?
I laugh on your lapel, G-man.
In your DREAMS. Keep it up,
and I’ll report you for sexual HARASSMENT.
I’ve got Gloria Alred on SPEED-DIAL.
Jeez. Alright, okay --
Don’t get your panties in a bind.
Whoops. I mean -- briefs.