Onto today's rip-roaring episode from A DISH BEST KILLED. It's a big shock reveal when D-movie starlet Haven Crayce's adulterous lesbian lover Jett Targo finds out that her old friend from Kansas Rush Madder knows all about their murderous scheme ... and now wants in.
A little blackmail, anyone?
INT. JETT’S APARTMENT - NIGHT
Jett quietly closes the door. Tip-toes into her apartment.
The TV is on. Loud. Machine guns. EXPLOSIONS.
Rush sits on the couch. Turns, looks.
Hey, what’s up.
Jett goes to the table.
Grabs the remote.
I thought you’d sleep -- longer.
I can’t crash more than a couple hours.
He leans over, HONKS up a big, fat line.
(offers straw, evil grin)
No, I told you I --
That’s an awesome houseboat.
It’s so fucking BIG.
Yeah, the one your -- friend lives in.
Or should I say girlfriend?
How did you, what did you --
I saw her address on the fridge.
Got curious when I saw it was a boat.
Man, that was some fight, huh?
Who knew a fucking MIDGET could be so strong?
Now THAT’S what I call dwarf tossing.
He grabs his beer off the table.
Takes a slug. Big grin.
Now wait a minute --
No, YOU wait a minute.
(enjoying his power)
What did you do with the body?
What do you want?
You wanna -- stay here awhile?
Hell, no. I figure with my cut I can get my own pad.
You killed her husband for the insurance money, right?
Old fuck’s gotta be loaded.
I saw on the news he was some
famous old-time director or some shit.
And if I give you a -- cut,
you’ll go away, leave me alone.
Can I have my keys?
Where are you going?
I gotta go home, sort out some business,
get some supplies, some clothes.
Don’t worry, I’ll be back right away.
Wanna be here for the big payoff.
Jett TOSSES Rush’s keys.
He CATCHES them.
How much -- do you want?
I’m thinking -- half.
You really scared me.
I haven’t see you go off like that
since the thing in Kansas.
This time you can bury it yourself.
Rush starts for the door.
The body’s in the trunk of your car.
So I suggest you drive carefully.
(stops, spins around)
What the fuck?
Hey -- if you’re in this,
you gotta earn your share.