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In today's final chapter of NOWHERE GIRLS, after Homeland Security agents April Street and Cherry Nation have killed evil mastermind Honey Almond in a big shootout at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood, they get a phone call from The President ...
EXT. KODAK THEATER - FRONT ENTRANCE - NIGHT
Cherry and April walk out the front door.
See a SWARM of FBI agents. COPS. MEDIA.
A crowd of ONLOOKERS behind barricades.
Sunday and Max approach them with the girls.
Aura and Amber break free and RUN into Cherry’s arms.
My little angels --
Was the FBI lady nice to you?
Yeah. She only said the F-word once.
Sorry about that.
I’m -- not around kids that much.
(to April and Cherry)
You can send in the clean-up crew.
You two should be proud.
Yeah, well -- it’ll be nice to go out with a bang.
She wants to quit the agency.
Maybe you can help me talk her out of it.
There’s NOTHING anybody can say
that’s gonna change my mind.
Sunday’s phone RINGS. She answers it.
Sparks here --
INT. FBI HEADQUARTERS - CLINT RUFF’S OFFICE - NIGHT
Clint stands, holding his cell phone. Looks out the window.
Just got the news. Good job, Sparks.
Oh, and by the way --
your secret’s safe with me.
What -- secret?
Your extracurricular activities?
No wonder the marriage didn’t work out.
(off his silence)
We’ve been uploading all her files.
I still believe in don’t ask, don’t smell.
IF I get a promotion.
Consider it done --
I’ve got the President on the line.
He wants to speak to Street and Nation.
Hold on. I’ll get them.
She cups the phone.
Looks at April and Cherry.
I’ve got someone that wants to speak to you.
Can you take a message?
We’re kinda wiped out from saving the free world.
(shrugs, into the phone)
I’m sorry, Mr. President, but they’re tied up at the --
THE PRESIDENT? Gimmee that --
(GRABS the phone from Sunday)
Hello, Mr. President?
INT. THE WHITE HOUSE - MASTER BEDROOM - NIGHT
The President lies in bed in his bathrobe.
CNN is on with the sound off.
THE FIRST LADY is next to him, fast asleep.
Ms. Nation? Or is this Ms. Street?
Cherry Nation, Mr. President.
Please. Call me Buck.
Okay, Buck --
Can you put your sister on the phone, too?
Uh, yeah -- sure.
He wants to talk to you, too.
April nods. Comes over.
Puts her ear next to Cherry’s.
She’s here --
I’d like to thank you two
for taking care of the threat
against the security of the White House --
And I’m going to give you
The Congressional Medal of Honor.
Holy SHIT. I mean -- thank you.
My office will call you back
and make the arrangements, okay?
Yes, sir, Mr. -- Buck.
Thank you again. Have a good night.
Yes, sir. Thank you. Bye.
She hangs up. In awe.
Hands the phone back to Sunday.
They’re gonna give us
The Congressional Medal Of Honor --
Still want to quit?
Mommy, you CAN’T quit.
Nobody likes a QUITTER.
We need you to keep the world SAFE.
From the mouths of babes --
Alright, okay. You guys win. HAPPY NOW?
But I’m taking A LOT of time off. Got it?
A month, at least.
Take two --
You know what, I just might --
And I need some counseling.
I mean, we just killed our MOTHER.
That’s intense shit.
Does our medical cover that?
(off her nod)
And another thing.
I REALLY need to get laid --
Their voices fade as they continue sparring, as we --
FADE TO BLACK