Jocks Gone Wild

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In Chapter 3 of FRANKENSTEIN IN LOVE, science genius nerd Frankie Stein gets picked on by Willis Chubb, the school bully, and Shayla's boyfriend. But after he fights back and escapes, he sees that Willis is bullying Shayla, and decides to follow them ... and rescue her.


EXT. SUBURBAN HIGH SCHOOL - DAY
School’s out. Students leave the building
like a stream of ants.
Laughing and shouting as they walk.

EXT. SCHOOL PARKING LOT - DAY
Frankie and Josh walk towards Frankie’s car,
deep in conversation.

JOSH
But that’s CRAZY.
You can’t do that.
I’ve seen the movie.
It DOES NOT end well.

FRANKIE
Well, that’s because
he used body parts
from several people --
but what about
reanimating a whole person?

MALE VOICE (O.C.)
Hey, LOOK. THERE they are.
Don’t ask, don’t SMELL --

Reveal WILLIS GRUBB (18), big, massive,
captain of the football team,
and Shayla’s boyfriend,
with his cohort KIRK KIRK, JR. (18),
even bigger.

Jocks Gone Wild.

KIRK
And where are you two
love birds off to?

WILLIS
Wait. Don’t tell me.
They’re gonna Eat, Pray, Fuck.

He CRACKS himself up.
They high-five each other.

FRANKIE
I don’t know what the hell
Shayla sees in you,
you fat fuck.
You don’t DESERVE her.

JOSH
(whispers)
Frankie --

Willis’ face turns red.

WILLIS
I’m gonna fucking KILL you --

Frankie KICKS him in the balls.
Willis keels over in pain.

WILLIS
OW --

KIRK
You little SHIT --

Josh WHIPS OUT pepper spray
and SHOOTS it in Kirk’s eyes.

KIRK
(wiping them)
AH, my EYES, my EYES --

And Frankie and Josh TAKE OFF.

EXT. FRANKIE’S VOLKSWAGON BUS - CONTINUOUS
Frankie and Josh pile into Frankie’s van.
SLAM the doors.

INT. FRANKIE’S VOLKSWAGON BUS - CONTINUOUS
Frankie JAMS the car into gear.
Josh turns around and looks
out the back window.
Sees something.

JOSH
Wait. Hold on a sec --

FRANKIE
Are fucking crazy?

He starts pulling out
of his parking space.

JOSH
WAIT. It’s Shayla --

FRANKIE
What?

Frankie turns around. Looks.

EXT. SCHOOL PARKING LOT - CONTINUOUS
Willis SLAPS Shayla. GRABS her.
SHOVES her in his pickup truck.

SLAMS the door.
PEELS RUBBER out of the parking.

IN FRANKIE’S CAR
He looks at Josh.
Open-mouthed.

FRANKIE
The rumors are TRUE.
He DOES hit her.

Frankie HITS THE GAS
and drives toward the exit.

JOSH
What are you DOING?

FRANKIE
What does it look like?
I’m gonna FOLLOW them --

EXT. SUBURBAN STREET - DAY
Frankie’s car tails Willis’ truck
down the street.

INT. FRANKIE’S VOLKSWAGON BUS - CONTINUOUS
Josh looks at Frankie.

JOSH
You’re fucking crazy.
What are you gonna do
when they get to
where they’re going?

FRANKIE
Rescue her.

INT. CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL - OFFICE - DAY
A cluttered office filled with
book shelves and filing cabinets.
Paperwork EVERYWHERE.

A tall, intense-looking SCIENTIST (40’s)
talks on the phone.

Meet REBECCA ‘BECK’ DRIVER.
No-nonsense. Could be great-looking.

If you look behind the glasses,
the hair up in a messy bun.
Smokin’ hot bod hidden behind Armani.

BECK
Don’t get me wrong,
I love Dustin Hoffman,
but OUTBREAK was ridiculous.
The virus was --
(sees something)
My other line. Hold on a sec --
(PUNCHES a button)
This is Beck --
(listens)
REALLY? How long had it been dead?
(listens)
I’ll be there as fast as I can.
(listens)
Of course.
Do you realize what this could MEAN?
(listens)
Got it. Bye.
(PUNCHES another button)
I’m back. You’ll never believe
what was just found in Venison, Ohio --
(listens)
A dead rat on the loose.
(listens)
Yeah. It was brought back to life.
(listens)
OF COURSE I’ve see REANIMATOR --