Happy Tuesday, crime fucks. Made any New Year's resolutions yet? 'Not gonna rob any more banks?' 'No more ruthless kidnappings?' You're maybe not gonna drink so much? And make sure your gun is oiled and cleaned at all times? Then it's time to get your turkey-stuffed asses over the coolest joint in cyberspace ... at That Killing Feeling.Onto today's joint from LITTLE GIRL BLUE, where we continue to race toward the exciting conclusion, in this, the third-to-last chapter ...
Homicide dick Bernie Keko, college coed/would-be stripper Blue Wonder and private eye Carrie Love's brother Seth have escaped into Carrie's family estate pool house, and white slave trafficker Tolly Chill and his goons are right outside, about to break in. Meanwhile, Carrie is quietly sneaking up behind them ...
EXT. BEVERLY HILLS ESTATE - POOL HOUSE - NIGHT
Gero stands at the door. BANG-BANG-BANGS on it with his gun.
GERO
GIVE IT UP, we’ve got you OUTNUMBERED.
Open the door, or we’re COMING IN.
INT. POOL HOUSE - CONTINUOUS
Seth and Blue crouch behind the sofa, guns aimed.
Bernie leans against the wall near the door.
BERNIE
BULLSHIT. There’s three of US and two of YOU.
It’s a STALEMATE, motherfucker.
OUTSIDE
Mad Dog looks at Gero.
MAD DOG
Shit. What are we gonna do, boss?
GERO
I’m thinking, I’m thinking.
INSIDE
Bernie looks at Seth and Blue.
BERNIE
What are they doing?
Why aren’t they shooting at us?
SETH
Because gunshots will call attention to them.
Somebody will call the cops.
BLUE
I’ve got an idea.
BERNIE
YOU’VE got an idea.
BLUE
Yeah, listen -- there’s a back door.
Why don’t Seth and I sneak around and surprise them?
BERNIE
No way. Do you know how dangerous that is?
BLUE
Duh. You got a better idea?
SETH
I say let’s do it.
BERNIE
I can’t let you do that. It’s crazy.
You’re the one they’re after.
BLUE
That’s why they won’t expect it.
You keep them distracted,
and we’ll sneak up behind ‘em.
(beat)
Saw it in a Lifetime movie.
BERNIE
Well, if it was in a Lifetime movie.
IN THE BACK YARD
Carrie moves from tree to tree
on her way toward the pool house.
She sees Gero and Mad Dog.
Hears them shouting.
CARRIE
Here goes nothing.
(checks her gun)
Two bullets, no waiting.
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