Friday, October 1, 2010

Explosions Are Forever



It's time once again to take a trip to the dark side, where your darkest fantasies become sins of the flesh, right here, where the hardboiled action is non-stop, at the coolest crime joint in cyberspace ... at That Killing Feeling.

In Chapter 14 of NOWHERE GIRL, the plot thickens as the terrorists sit and wait for the delivery of 'the package' in the Hollywood Hills mansion they've commandeered. Meanwhile, CIA agent Shag Holiday races down Sunset Boulevard on his way to help his ex, 'stripper with a nuke' Cherry Nation ... while Homeland Security agent April Street drives into the hills in the car she and Peeler Mardo jacked from a film geek ...


INT. HOLLYWOOD HILLS MANSION - NIGHT
Hamad and Kamal watch a cheesy reality show
on the plasma TV.

HAMAD
Now this is television program.
The man gets to choose from all these women.
And he doesn’t have to wait for the afterlife.
(beat)
Check out the blonde.
I'm going to buy one of those.

KAMAL
But the woman are all -- so stupid.

ACROSS THE ROOM
The RICH HOMEOWNER sits with his wife
while the guards’ attention is on the TV.

Rich puts his hand in his jacket pocket.

IN HIS POCKET
We see a CELL PHONE.
His fingers feel the buttons by touch.
He types in a number.

THE PHONE LCD
Reads ‘Bell Air Security.’

INT. CORVETTE - MOVING - NIGHT - AT THAT MOMENT
Shag drives East on Sunset,
through the winding curves
near the approach to Beverly Hills.

SHAG
You say she’s at
the corner of Sunset and Orange?

INTERCUT WITH:

INT. CIA HEADQUARTERS - CUBICLE - CONTINUOUS
Lark looks at a computer screen.
Stares at a circular mass
of orange and yellow smears
on a green background.

LARK
Plutonium never lies.
The gift that keeps giving.

SHAG
I want to call her, find out if she’s okay.

LARK
Be careful.
Don’t let your personal feelings
cloud your judgment.
(beat)
She’s really that unstable?

SHAG
She’s a great gal.
It’s just that she has these --
mood swings.

LARK
And she’s got a nuke.

SHAG
Exactly.

LARK
Call her. But be careful.
Explosions are forever.

SHAG
Hey. Scared shitless in my middle name.

INT. TOYOTA CELICA - MOVING - NIGHT - AT THAT MOMENT
Cherry drives. Peeler rides shotgun.
Stan sits in the back.

Peeler looks at his I-Phone.
Wipes the screen with a finger.

PEELER
It’s coming up soon, slow down --

CHERRY
Queen’s Boulevard?

PEELER
Yeah. This corner coming up.

EXT. SUNSET BOULEVARD - CONTINUOUS
The car turns right, starts climbing the hill.

IN THE CAR

STAN
I know I’m supposed to be quiet,
but you need to know something about the car.

CHERRY
What?

STAN
It gets kinda funky -- going up hills.

CHERRY
Funky how?

STAN
It strains the engine. Sometimes it --

The engine COUGHS, SPUTTERS -- and DIES.

STAN
Stalls out.

PEELER
Shit.

Cherry pulls over.
YANKS on the parking brake.

CHERRY
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK.

PEELER
(to Stan)
What do you do when it stalls?

STAN
Uh -- call Triple A.

CHERRY
Then let’s call Triple A.

STAN
My, uh -- membership expired.
I’ve been meaning to renew it,
but it’s fifty bucks, and --

CHERRY
Jesus fucking Christ on a STICK.
We’re gonna have to walk.
Everybody out of the car.

She opens her door.
Peeler sighs, opens his.

STAN
Can I stay with the car?

CHERRY
So you can tell the cops
we stole it and kidnapped you?
Hell, NO. Outta the car,
Napoleon Dynamite, NOW.

STAN
Okay, okay.
(beat)
Jeez.
(giggles)
Vote for Pablo!

2 comments:

  1. Oh-oh... how good are the rent-a-cops in the Hollywood Hills? They are about to walk into a bad situation... and someone is going to get hurt.. sounds like the "fun" is about to start... haha!!

    Now, there is a lethal combination... a chick with mood swings and a nuclear explosive device... don't f*** with this chick... :)

    So, what now? Looks like they need a new ride... something fast so they can get the heck out Dodge in hurry once Cherry gets the money...

    Whatever, they need to hurry it up, huh? Lets see... April headed that way... Shag headed that way... cops probably headed that way... other bad guy...

    HEY! we got us a party!! Who wants to do tequila shots? LOL!!!

    Okay... ready for Monday...

    Big kisses for my favorite writer!!
    XXXOOOXXX <3 <3

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  2. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck sounds like an even better t-shirt.

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