Three Inputs, No Waiting

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Onto today's lip-smackin' episode from LITTLER GIRL BLUE ... where we pick up the pace, and then give chase ...

When amateur stripper/college coed Blue Wonder discovers the charity auction she's attending at the party run by her new boss Tolly Chill in his Hollywood Hills mansion is all about selling under-aged Romanian chickies, she tries to escape ... and gets chased by Tolly's security guards ...

But luckily for her, private eye Carrie Love, disguised as a caterer, is hot on her trail ...

INT. HOLLYWOOD HILLS MANSION - GRAND BALLROOM - NIGHT

Blue fights back tears. Gulps down her fear.

She turns to Tolly. Tugs on his sleeve.

BLUE

I need to -- go to the ladies’ room.

TOLLY

Certainly.

(points)

You remember the way we came in?

The ladies is to the left.

BLUE

Okay, thanks.

She hurries off.

CARRIE

Sees her. Starts following, carefully. Slowly.

BLUE

Moves through the crowd.

Makes her way to the front.

Decides to go outside.

Approaches the front door.

TWO MUSCLED GUARDS in uniform with weapons stand sentry.

Blue smiles. Tries to move past them.

BLUE (CONT’D)

Excuse me --

STRANGE-LOOKING MUSCLED GUARD

I’m sorry, Miss.

No entrance or exit until after the auction.

UGLY MUSCLED GUARD

Paparazzi. You know.

Blue stares at them. Startled.

Something is wrong here.

BLUE

Oh. Okay.

(beat)

Where is the -- ladies’ room?

STRANGE-LOOKING MUSCLED GUARD

(points)

Over that way. Second door on the left.

BLUE

Thanks.

She dashes off.

Ugly pulls out a walkie-talkie.

UGLY MUSCLED GUARD

Boss. Your dame.

She’s getting antsy.

Tried to split.

(listens)

She went to the head.

(listens)

You got it.

He motions to someone.

Another GOON approaches.

We recognize him from the airport.

It’s Porkpie Hat.

PORKPIE HAT GOON

What’s up.

UGLY MUSCLED GUARD

Porkpie. Boss’ date tried to split.

She’s in the head.

Go get her and bring her back to him.

PORKPIE

Got it.

He moves toward the ladies’ room.

AT THE MAIN ENTRANCE

Carrie searches for Blue. Can’t find her.

IN THE BATHROOM

Blue goes into a stall. Closes the door.

Two EUROTRASH PLAYGIRLS walk in.

Go to the mirror.

Start fixing their faces.

Chattering excitedly.

Coked to the gills.

BLONDE EUROTRASH PLAYGIRL

Gero going to clean up tonight.

Four fresh, young virgins?

Right off boat? Hello? Is perfect gift.

BRUNETTE EUROTRASH PLAYGIRL

I was going to buy one, but Vlad said no.

They might have disease.

She pulls out a coke snifter.

HONKS a bump. Passes it Blonde.

BLONDE EUROTRASH PLAYGIRL

(takes it, SNORTS)

I told you.

Get girl from Thailand.

Much cheaper.

And orientals are more -- obedient.

BRUNETTE EUROTRASH PLAYGIRL

Obedient?

BLONDE EUROTRASH PLAYGIRL

Three inputs. No waiting.

They look at each other.

Erupt into MAD LAUGHTER.

IN THE STALL

Blue sits. Listening. HORRIFIED.

She stands. Adjusts her top.

PUSHES the door open --

And goes to the sink.

Grabs a towel.

Tries to dry her eyes.

BLONDE EUROTRASH PLAYGIRL (CONT'D)

Oh, honey. What is wrong? Husband got outbid?

BLUE

That girl, on the stage -- was being SOLD.

BRUNETTE EUROTRASH PLAYGIRL

But of course. You not know what party this is?

BLONDE EUROTRASH PLAYGIRL

Do not feel bad.

These girls are orphans.

No one love them.

This way, they get to have nice home. Money.

(gestures)

They will have EVERYTHING.

BLUE

But she wasn’t more than -- sixteen.

She’s a CHILD.

BRUNETTE EUROTRASH PLAYGIRL

So vat?

I didn’t get out of Latvia until I was twenty.

She is LUCKY.

BLUE

You’re CRAZY.

You’re -- SICK.

This is DISGUSTING.

Blue LURCHES.

Doesn’t feel good.

RETCHES in the sink.

Blonde and Brunette LEAP BACK.

BLONDE EUROTRASH PLAYGIRL

Disgusting AMERICAN.

BRUNETTE EUROTRASH PLAYGIRL

Cannot hold LIQUOR.

And they dash out. Clucking. Snickering.

IN THE BALLROOM

Tolly watches the auction.

Looks at his watch.

IN THE CORRIDOR OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM

Porkpie stands, waiting.

The door OPENS. Out comes Blue.

She sees him. Gets scared.

Starts RUNNING down the hall.

BUMPING into people.

He TAKES OFF after her.

BLUE

Opens a door half-way down the corridor.

DASHES in.

PORKPIE

Follows. SLAMS the door shut.

DOWN THE CORRIDOR

Stands Carrie. Watching.

She sees Blue

RACES toward the door.