The Other White Meat

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Onto today's joint from LITTLE GIRL BLUE, where we pick up the pace a bit ... when private eye Carrie Love rescues amateur stripper/college coed Blue Wonder from the clutches of white slave trafficker Tolly Chill and his father Gero, who have captured and drugged Blue, deep in the bowels of their Hollywood Hills mansion on Christmas Eve ...

EXT. POOL AREA - CABANA - NIGHT

Carrie leaves the cabana, now dressed in the drunk girl’s minidress.

Her hair is up, and she’s put on some makeup.

She ‘cleans up’ nicely.

She starts walking toward the party.

CARRIE

Always a bridesmaid --

Porkpie and another GOON walk by.

They give her the eye.

TALL GOON

Check out the gams on that one.

PORKPIE

Down, boy. We gotta filly to find.

EXT. PATIO - MOMENTS LATER

The auction is over. The patio is overflowing with guests mingling and smoking.

Carrie comes up the steps from the yard. Stops. Looks around.

Heads toward the entrance into the house.

Two MEN IN DASHIKIS watch her.

AFRICAN PRINCE

Now THAT is a fine specimen.

A meal fit for a king.

AFRICAN DIPLOMAT

The other white meat.

They look at each other. Chuckle.

Carrie nears the doorway.

Sees Tolly. Turns her head.

CARRIE

Shit.

And hurries inside.

INT. MANSION - REAR LOUNGE AREA - CONTINUOUS

Carrie walks down the corridor she was chased down earlier.

Gets to the door that Blue ran into. Looks around. Nobody.

She puts her ear against the wood. Listens.

Takes out a lock pick. Works it.

The door POPS open. She slips in.

INT. STUDY - CONTINUOUS

All lights out. Carrie tip-toes in the darkness.

She finds a lamp on the desk. CLICKS it on.

Sees Blue. Passed out in the chair. Head to the side.

CARRIE

BLUE.

She races over. Checks her pulse.

CARRIE (CONT’D)

Thank god.

The doorknob CLICKS.

CARRIE (CONT’D)

Shit.

She dashes over. CLICKS off the light.

Hides under the desk. The door OPENS.

In walks Tolly and Gero. The light CLICKS on.

TOLLY

See? I told you. She’s safe.

GERO

You fucking idiot.

What the fuck were you thinking,

bringing her HERE? Shit-head.

Always thinking with your dick.

(stares at Blue)

Wait a minute.

She’s the other dame’s sister, ISN’T she?

The one we had to whack.

The one that worked at the club.

TOLLY

Of course not.

You think I’m THAT stupid?

GERO

Yeah, I DO.

What were you planning to do with her?

TOLLY

Uh, I was gonna fuck her -- then whack her.

GERO

Well, there’s nothing wrong with that,

but you brought her HERE, to my HOME.

TOLLY

I didn’t wanna miss the party.

I was gonna do her afterwards --

and then take her somewhere and DO her.

GERO

Jesus fucking Christ on a stick.

(sighs)

Well, what’s done is done.

We’ll keep her here until the party’s over.

And then you whack her WITHOUT fucking her.

Got it?

TOLLY

Got it. I’m sorry, Pop.

I fucked up. Please forgive me.

GERO

Fuck it. It’s Christmas.

Let’s go join our guests.

I could really use a drink.

Tolly shuts off the light. They leave.

The door CLICKS shut.

Carrie emerges from under the desk.

She goes to Blue.

Unties her wrists, her feet.

Sees the ankle cuff.

CARRIE

She’s under house arrest.

Takes off the blindfold.

The gag. Sees she’s out cold.

She SLAPS Blue on the cheek.

Nothing. AGAIN. Still nothing.

CARRIE (CONT’D)

Shit.

Carrie looks around the room.

Sees a coffee machine.

She races over. Fills a cup with java.

Forces a cup down Blue’s throat.

Then another. Nothing.

Gets an idea.

She goes to the sink.

Fills a pitcher of water.

Carries it over to Blue --

And THROWS it on her face.

DRENCHING her. Blue stirs.

CARRIE (CONT’D)

NOW we’re talking.

(SLAPS her)

BLUE. Wake up. It’s ME, Carrie.

Blue opens her eyes. Groggy.

BLUE

Carrie?

CARRIE

C’mon. You gotta get up.

We gotta get you outta here.

BLUE

I’m -- all wet.

CARRIE

Sorry about that.

She LIFTS Blue up onto her feet.

BLUE

There were -- these men. They --

CARRIE

I know. Shhh. Save your strength.

Carrie pulls Blue toward the door.

Leans her up against the wall.

Slowly opens it. Peers out.

IN THE CORRIDOR

We see one of the GOONS standing guard.

IN THE STUDY

Carrie shuts the door.

CARRIE (CONT’D)

We’re gonna have to go out the window --