Lesbo Action

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Onto today's joint from LITTLE GIRL BLUE, where the blood not only flows, it congeals ...

Where private eye Carrie Love helps amateur stripper/college coed Blue Wonder escape the evil clutches of white slave trafficker Tolly Chill high up in the Hollywood Hills ...

INT. HOLLYWOOD HILLS MANSION - STUDY - NIGHT

Carrie shuts the door.

CARRIE

We’re gonna have to go out the window.

BLUE

You got any coffee?

Carrie pours her another cup.

Blue drinks it.

Carrie goes to the window.

Tries to PUSH it up.

But it won’t budge.

CARRIE

Shit.

BLUE

Maybe it’s locked.

Check the -- doohickey thing on top.

CARRIE

Smart ass.

She CLICKS it open.

Blue drains her cup. Smiles.

BLUE

My sister and I used to sneak out of the house all the time.

(beat)

Why are you dressed like that?

CARRIE

Long story. Tell you later.

Let’s get the fuck outta here.

Carrie climbs out the window.

Followed by Blue.

EXT. MANSION - SIDE YARD - CONTINUOUS

The girls walk toward the front of the house.

Carrie peers around the corner. Sees --

THE LARGE GOONS

Walking right toward her.

She slips back around the corner.

Takes Blue’s hand.

CARRIE

Someone’s coming.

Pretend you’re drunk.

And she GRABS Blue.

Starts making out with her.

BLUE

What are you --

CARRIE

Shhh.

Italian and Irish walk around the corner.

ITALIAN GOON

Fuck you, Mick.

She’s got the hots for me,

and you know it.

MICK

Yeah, right, Aldo.

Keep living in your little dreamworld.

She was makin’ eyes at ME.

They see Carrie and Blue.

MICK

Whoah. Lesbo action.

ALDO

Fucking HOT.

They walk by, eyeing the girls.

MICK

Way to go, LADIES.

ALDO

Can I join in?

Mick and Aldo snicker,

continue down around the house.

Carrie pulls away.

Watches them go. Lets go of Blue.

CARRIE

Sorry about that. Hope I didn’t scare you.

BLUE

No -- not at all. That was --

(beat)

Kinda -- nice.

CARRIE

Remember, I’m like a sister.

(looks around)

C’mon, let’s blow this white slavery stand.

Follow me.