Friday, November 18, 2011
Hey there, crime kids. Happy fucking FRIDAY. It's time once again to take a trip to the dark side, where your most violent fantasies become sins of the flesh, right here, where the hardboiled action is non-stop, at the coolest crime joint in cyberspace ... at That Killing Feeling.
In Chapter 25 of ZOMBIE & JULIET, Rommy, Gaga, Brick and the revolutionaries emerge from the subway into the ruins of Times Square on their mission to deliver the vaccine for the virus ... where hundreds of zombies suddenly attack them ...
EXT. TIMES SQUARE - SUBWAY ENTRANCE - NIGHT
A disaster area. Vehicles lie in ruins in flames.
A movie theater is on fire.
Zombies CHASE people in the street, SCREAMING.
Explosions BOOM. Scattered GUNFIRE.
Brick, Jag and Rommy carefully
come up the stairs to the mouth
of the subway entrance.
Press themselves against the wall.
Carefully look around the corner.
It’s like Resident Evil.
But without the hot chick.
Check out the SWAT truck across the street.
That would work --
Think the keys are in it?
Don’t need no stinkin’ keys.
I’ll run across the street, get the truck,
and come pick you guys up.
Better you than me --
I’m gonna cover myself with that trash can --
Okay. I’ll go tell the others.
He turns, walks down the steps to --
THE SUBWAY EXIT STAIRS
Where Gaga, Reno, Hammer and Monster are waiting.
There’s a SWAT truck across the street.
Brick’s gonna go get it and then pick us up.
Thank god. My leg hurts like a motherfucker.
(points at the spear)
Poor baby. At least YOU’RE
not skewered like a shish-ka-bob.
Put a sock in it.
We’ve gotta keep a cool head
if we’re gonna get outta this alive.
C’mon, let’s go --
Well, look who’s all
mature and shit all of a sudden.
OUT ON THE STREET
Brick turns over a trash can.
Gets under it.
Starts moving across the street.
Zombies FLY BY, but don’t smell him.
IN THE TUNNEL
The gang starts walking
up the steps to the street.
Suddenly, SCREAMING from down below.
They all turn and look.
ZOMBIES. Running up the stairs.
Rommy GRABS Gaga’s hand.
Rommy, Gaga and Hammer RACE up the stairs,
Monster and Reno right behind.
A rabid zombie GRABS Reno by the spear,
YANKS her down and starts EATING HER.
Monster pulls out his squirt gun to shoot,
but gets GRABBED by zombies who
BITE INTO HIM and start EATING.
UP ON THE SURFACE
Brick makes it to the truck.
He THROWS off the trash can and JUMPS IN.
Starts working on the wires
on the steering column.
AT THE SUBWAY ENTRANCE
Rommy, Gaga and Hammer RUN
out of the subway and onto the street.
Zombies from all directions smell,
then see them, start RUNNING toward them.
Hammer adjusts his flamethrower. Turns it ON.
A GIANT SPRAY OF FIRE SHOOTS OUT.
Flame ON --
He slowly spins in a circle,
SPRAYING the zombies with FLAMES.
As he HITS each one, they EXPLODE
into SCREAMING FIREBALLS OF BLACK SMOKE.
IN THE SWAT TRUCK
Brick watches them destruct.
Gets back to work.
The wires SPARK. The engine ROARS.
He starts driving toward them.
OUT ON THE STREET
Hammer keeps ROASTING the zombies
as they SNAP, CRACKLE POP.
They all cover their mouths.
Roars up alongside them.
Brick leans out the window.
Get in, GET IN --
Everyone JUMPS IN.
SLAMS the doors shut.
Holy fucking SHIT was that close.
I think just peed my Hello Kitties.
What about --
Rommy shakes his head sadly.
Zombies start SLAPPING
against the sides of the vehicle,
SCREAMING to get in.
TO BE CONTINUED