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In Chapter 14 of ZOMBIE & JULIET, a newly-infected Rommy is chased by zombies through the ruins of New Jersey ... but he luckily stumbles upon the infected revolutionaries' hideout, and is reunited with Merk and Gaga ... where they reveal their plan to invade the Republic of Manahattan ...
EXT. NEW JERSEY - BURNT-OUT WATERFRONT - DAY
Rommy comes TEARING ASS down the street
pursued by a HORDE of DROOLING, RABID ZOMBIES.
They’re getting closer and closer.
He gets to an intersection,
DASHES around the corner.
DUCKS into a dark doorway.
The zombies FLY BY.
Breathes a sigh of relief.
Peeks out. Sees they’re gone.
ROMMY
(whispers)
Holy shit.
Looks around.
Doesn’t know what to do.
Then hears something.
Puts his ear to the door.
INT. BOARDED-UP CONVENIENCE STORE - DAY
Everyone sits around the big table.
Brick and Merk are examining a large map.
BRICK
A fire truck?
MERK
Yeah. It’s a few blocks away.
We fill the water tank with gas.
Spray the fuckers.
BRICK
Nice.
So then with the missile launcher,
we’ll have a real convoy --
MERK
How much gas do you have?
BRICK
Well, it takes each of us
about a week to scavenge
a couple of gallons from
old cars and the occasional
gas station.
We probably have enough
in our reserves to fill
the water tank about half-way.
And then we’ll need enough
in the gas tank to get us
into the republic.
(to Monster)
How much gas is
in the missile launcher?
MONSTER
We’re good.
BRICK
And Jag’s got the Uzi
in case of an emergency --
(to Jag)
How much ammo you got left?
JAG
Two clips.
A KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK on the door.
RENO
Someone’s at the door --
JAG
I got it.
He goes to the door.
Opens a peephole.
Looks. Turns around.
JAG
It’s a young kid.
Looks newly infected.
BRICK
Let him in --
Jag undoes a series of dead-bolts.
Opens the door.
Rommy walks in.
Looking relieved.
Breathes a sigh of relief.
ROMMY
Ohmigod, thanks.
I was being chased by a bunch of --
(sees Merk)
MERK?
MERK
ROMMY?
Merk rushes over to him.
They hug.
BRICK
Check out the bromance.
MERK
What the fuck HAPPENED?
ROMMY
Jool and I were gonna
run away together.
We were gonna meet
in Times Square,
but I got infected before
she got there, and --
(sighs)
My life is over.
Could one of you just shoot me?
(sees Gaga)
GAGA?
GAGA
(waves)
Hey, there.
Welcome to the jungle.
We’ve got fun and games.
Rommy looks at everybody. Realizes.
ROMMY
Wait a minute. The vaccine --
MERK
Yeah, it works.
We’re all back to normal.
Whatever THAT means --
ROMMY
Do you have any more?
MERK
No, I’m sorry.
But I can make some.
ROMMY
How soon?
MERK
Well, first we have to
invade the republic.
Then we can find a
chemistry lab.
ROMMY
How in the hell are you
going to INVADE the republic?
MERK
Have a seat.
We’ll fill you in.
ROMMY
You have a plan?
BRICK
Does a zombie
shit in the woods?
Hmm... so, how fast does this virus progress? Are the rebels going to be able to break through and get to a lab so Merk can make some more vaccine in time? Seems like there are an awful lot of zombies on the island and all they have is a half tanker of gasoline? What they need are a couple of .50 cal chain guns and a few hundred thousand rounds of ammo! Then, they can make mincemeat out of those zombies! For sure! Bwaaahaaaa!!!
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Ronnie
You're forgetting the opening scene when it's explained that the HIZ virus takes hold either right away -- or slowly, just like HIV. Hence the 'infected soldiers' outside who have been ejected. They're sick, but not full-on zombies YET ...
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(slaps forehead!) Duh! I did forget... too much running around in my little brain... hahaha! :)
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